me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

posted 5 hours ago / 21 Oct 2014 with 80,223 notes   

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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

posted 6 hours ago / 21 Oct 2014 with 139,004 notes   

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(Source: arrrest)

posted 7 hours ago / 20 Oct 2014 with 54,019 notes   

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the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

posted 1 day ago / 19 Oct 2014 with 27,705 notes   

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We’re finally getting out of this turkey town, and now you wanna crawl back into your cell, right? You wanna end up like John? You just can’t stay seventeen forever.

American Graffiti (1973)
posted 1 day ago / 19 Oct 2014 with 163 notes   

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(Source: americanhororstorys)

posted 5 days ago / 16 Oct 2014 with 72,063 notes   

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me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

posted 6 days ago / 14 Oct 2014 with 65,263 notes   

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date someone who uses their turn signal

posted 1 week ago / 14 Oct 2014 with 89,436 notes   

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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?

(Source: stonerclone)

posted 1 week ago / 13 Oct 2014 with 1,895 notes   

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bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something

posted 1 week ago / 11 Oct 2014 with 28,953 notes   

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